Frank Edoho on who wants to be a millionaire will be like "d next question is for 50 litres of petrol” Witches and wizards will carry passengers at night at affordable prices. Most importantly, Jonathan will finally have the money to send his wife to nursery school. Fuel subsidy removal: Boko Haram claims responsibility. Subsidy don comot and dis wife is serving her husband wit ½ meat BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found. Fuel tank empty!!! That’s the benefit of subsidy removal If he leaves the A.C running in the car when he runs out to get something from the store, he loves you. Marry him. Fuel subsidy is our punishment for laughing @ Jonathan’s wife Bob: Daddy, did you hear that they haff remove fuel subsidy? Father: Is that so? Bob: Yes Dad, the price is up to N150 per litre. What are your thoughts? Dad: Go and put off that generator! How come Not One SINGLE Nigerian Pastor Predicted this Fuel Subsidy at their Watch Nite Services yesterday Beer is N300, fuel is N141, Boys can’t afford to drink and drive… Abu: All these girls forming “I cannot push car”, GOD will catch you this period… Oguns : I’m helping Grandma sell stuff in her shop. I told her about fuel subsidy, she said in 2 weeks Nigerians would adapt. And to underscore how suddenly petrol has become a prized treasure which must be guarded jealously even with vicious dogs, there are grotesque pictorials featuring 25-litre gallon of petrol tied to a stake, and with a wild-looking dog stationed near it also, all to suggest that more like human beings and prized properties, dogs are now deployed in guarding even gallons of petrol. There are also pictorials of the return of camels and big rams as means of transport, as they do not need to be powered by petrol or any petroleum product. In the same vein, jokes are being made now about the rush for bicycles and roller skate shoes as they both aid movement without having to incur the fury petrol price. “Bicyclesellers report high rise in sales When the tabloids make noise, lawmakers join protests and online platform creates #occupyNigeria...it shows something serious is about to happen. NIGERIANS LETS DECIDE.